I’m the happiest clam in the ocean.
I’m the happiest clam in the sea.
All of the oysters in all of the bays
Haven’t an equal to me.
I don’t have a pearl to give you.
I don’t have a pearl to share.
But this is a song to help you along
As you travel from here to there.
Don’t ask me what led to this poem. Clearly I was in a happy mood when I wrote it. I still like it. Happy, silly poems can be good, or at least happy.